Sri Lanka - manok

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Sri Lanka
Date: May 23, 2013

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20:07 DaiRef Pyrite Town is a rough town with many thugs and bandits. The buildings are quite dirty and many sinister pokemon are located around this area.
20:07 DaiRef
20:08 Chi "Heya erryone step aside hos I got me my spatuler and this here pokemon none of you best front with me if u dont wanna get smack'd mmm" Sri Lanka said sassily, grabbing ahold of her pokeball in her left hand and her spatula in her right.
20:11 DaiRef : "The hell...?" A large man walked up towards the lady looking down at her short overweight stature. "Is that a threat or somethin'?"
20:13 Chi "Move along boy don' want ennyone gettin' hurt 3day if u no wat i men mmm," Sri Lanka replied, tapping the man lightly with her spatula. "Moo-v yoself along now. Dam now look wat u did I m hungry after hearin moo I think I need a burger. Kno eny gud plases around hurr?"
20:13 DaiRef ( Theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM )
20:16 DaiRef He looked at her strangely. "Burger...? Uh... not around here." He walked in front of her and stopped the lady once more. "Hol' up gurl, you kinda fine..." He smirked at the lady and held his large arm in front of her path.
20:18 Chi "Yes'sir I no I m now I m hankerin' fo a burger and I'mma go get me 12 ok so 'scuse me gotta get thru hurr..." she said, flipping her dark purple weave before attempting to push his arm out of the way.
20:21 DaiRef : He looked at her and sighed. "No no no, don't go shawty. Where you be goin'? I'll escort you..." Another guy walked out and stood behind the man. "Was' goin' on ova heea
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20:25 Chi "Omg wut is wit all dese men all up in my grilllll. Omg now u all just made me like 20x hungrier bcuz now i m thinkin of guhrills wow nis job i will go get my food in peac ok? ok." Sri Lanka gave the men another sassy weave flip before heading out of the town to get herself some food.
20:29 DaiRef : Soon enough Sri Lanka walked away from the disturbances. The town was a bit more run down than normal, but it was a little bit more lively than some towns in the Orre region. A lady walked up with a baton in her hand, swirling it in her hand. A crowd began to form.
20:29 DaiRef "Whoa that's cool..." The crowd murmured.
20:29 Chi "Omg what is dis happenin hurr," Sri Lanka said to herself. "Common glitzlips I think u wanna see dis," she added, releasing her smoochum.
20:31 Ted_Goisukuru Glitzlips appeared from the pokeball, and glistened as she twirled through the air to the ground. She looked up to Sri Lanka, making a "Hnn?" asking what the woman had wanted. Soon she watched along with her.
20:33 DaiRef : The lady with the baton then threw it in the air and she flipped her hair before catching it with one of her hands. The crowd cheered and she twirled in a circle. The baton twirled around her body and she kept her balance.
20:34 Ted_Goisukuru Glitzlips got angry, as she pointed to herself. She turned to Sri as she bursted out in a fury of sounds, grunts and body movement. She then pointed to the girl once again, and then herself.
20:36 Chi "Wut u want gurl. Wanna go up to that ho and show her our twerkin' skillz or sumthin'?" Sri Lanka asked her pokemon, picking her up gently.
20:37 Ted_Goisukuru The pokemon nodded, as she moved her arms back and forth. She then squirmed her way out of her owners arms, and ran to the girl that was preforming.
20:39 Chi Sri Lanka followed the pokemon into the center of the crowd. "Scu me srry errybudy ok hi I m Sri Lanka and this mai biff Glitzlips and this fab gurl here would like 3 show u al sum of our moves ok? ok," she told the audience.
20:42 Ted_Goisukuru Glitzlips pushed Sri out of the way, as well as the lady preforming. Now she had the stage all to herself. She placed her hands on her knees, and soon began to 'twerk'. Her 'booty' moved back and forth, and up and down as the pokemon bounced around. She then got on her head and started spinning, as her 'booty' was still moving.
20:43 Chi "Mmm yah gurl go go go," Sri Lanka cheered, throwing down a beat for her pokemon to dance to.
20:44 DaiRef Soon enough the crowd began to cheer for the smoochum and they clapped, a couple of people whistled at the small pink pokemon. The lady in the back looked at them awkwardly before looking at the lady with an angry scowl. "HEY LADY! THAT WAS MINE!"
20:45 Chi "Um escu me wat wuz dat gurl cuudint heer u," Sri Lanka replied, looking at the woman in the back of the crowd.
20:46 Ted_Goisukuru The Smoochum stopped as she returned to her feet. She crossed her arms as she glared at the woman for interrupting her 'twerk' session.
20:48 DaiRef The lady then got out in front of them and then began to twirl her baton again, tomatoes were thrown at her and she looked at everyone as if they were crazy. "What?!" She began to cry and ran away. "Smoochum! Smoochum!" People began to cheer for the smoochum to continue.
20:51 Chi "Yah das rite bich this is ar sho nao. PRAIZ DA QUEN B'S," Sri Lanka shouted, throwing her arms up.
20:52 Ted_Goisukuru Glitzlips climbed on top of Sri Lanka, and then began to 'twerk' once again on Sri's head.

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Sri Lanka
Date: May 27, 2013

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14:30 SriLanka "You go gurl, you go gurl, yeah, yeah, you go gurl.
14:31 SriLanka " Sri Lanka chanted, twerking as her pokemon twerked on her head. "All u people out there best give us some money fo our services u kno what ahm sayin"
14:33 SassifiedisTed After the pink pokemon finished her routine, she put her hands on her hips as she nodded. She then placed out her hand as she was ready to collect the money for her show.
14:35 DaiRef Suddenly a couple of pokedollars began to rain out into the streets. Some people might've been stingy, but the others let the dough out. 1...2...4..."528 money dropped to ground in front of the twerking mamas.
14:36 SriLanka "Mmmmm look at all this cash gurl! Wow, rly boi, only 2 pokedollars wow how rude, we deserve more than that hmph. Well thanks 2 all of u anyway, say ty to the nice ppl Glitzlips," Sri Lanka said, stuffing the money in her pokets.
14:37 SassifiedisTed Glitzlips raced around the area, picking up the money. She returned to Sri Lanka handing her the money. She then bowed, and blew kisses to her fans.
14:37 SriLanka "Come on, leggo get some food, leggo," Sri said, waving and blowing one last kiss to the crowd.
14:41 DaiRef : Suddenly someone stood right in front of them with a jolly expression on his face. "That is not allowed in my city you know~" There were two large cops punching batons in their hands right next to him.
14:42 SriLanka "Um wtf how is twerkin' not allowed here erryone loved it ok? ok," Sri Lanka said, crossing her arms and getting ready for a battle if she needed to.
14:44 DaiRef ( I gotta eat so Alex is going to take over )
14:46 SriLanka ( kkk )
14:46 SriLanka ( hi addanesa
14:46 Addanex (if you call me that....this ends now.)
14:46 SriLanka ( do u remember that day because I do )
14:46 SriLanka ( okok sorry jeez )
14:47 Addanex (xD Good.)
14:47 SriLanka ( you missed some fun things on here ted )
14:47 SassifiedisTed (Parabooty.)
14:50 Addanex The Mayor clears his throat "That act is public indecency and is not allowed in my city, you will hand over the money you got from that and leave my city quietly" he yelled enforcing his authority.
14:51 SriLanka "Um how about no bich," Sri Lanka said, smacking him in the face with her spatula angrily, grabbing Glitzlips and running away.
14:53 Addanex The Mayor grabs his face in pain "You should of have done that.....Get them!" he yelled at the cops. The Police Officers ran after them and were catching up quickly.
14:55 SriLanka "NUH-UH BITCHES DON'T THINK YOU CAN CATCH US. DAM GLITZY DO SUMTHIN I KNO YOU GOT SOME MOVES UP IN THAT QT LITTLE TWERKIN BODY OF YO'S DO SUMTHIN" Sri Lanka yelled, still running from the cops.
14:59 Addanex One of the cops runs at Sri Lanka and hits her in the back of her left knee knocking her to the ground. The other cop tackles Glitzips. The Mayor walks up to them "Alright, here's the deal you two are getting kicked out of my city. You can keep your whore money just please leave and never come back."
15:00 SriLanka "omg wo did you just call us whores? DAM THIS BITCH IS GETTIN IT NOW OMG THIS BITCH," Sri yelled.
15:01 SriLanka ( oh um brb for like an hour whoops )
15:01 Addanex The Cop who hit her starts laughing and replies "How? You'll barely be able to walk after that hit."
15:01 SassifiedisTed Glitzlips stood up from being tackled, her face now an angry one. With a loud yell the pokemon ran after the mayor, using pound on him.
15:01 Addanex (kk)
15:01 SassifiedisTed (kk )
15:02 Addanex (You're going to assualt the Mayor? O.o)
15:02 DaiRef ( just a heads up )
15:02 DaiRef ( Um you know humans have health... right? )
15:02 SassifiedisTed (Why not? )
15:02 Addanex (Because you'll get arrested, how do you expect to win?)
15:03 Addanex (Also I just realized I don't have anyone's character sheets.)
15:03 DaiRef Mayor: 8/10 HP
15:03 DaiRef ( That would've been from the spatula hitting )
15:07 Addanex (How many Pokemon used Pound on the Mayor?)
15:09 DaiRef ( Weren't you keeping up with that? >_>; )
15:10 Addanex (Well he said Pokemon like it was plural he never said what Pokemon were doing so. -.-)
15:12 SassifiedisTed (uh it was just smoochum . Sri Lanka's only pokemon, and it was the only pokemon out so uh)
15:12 DaiRef ( there should've been rushing/charging stuff happening )
15:12 DaiRef ( -`- )
15:13 Addanex (Pearl I haven't gotten to it. ><)
15:13 Addanex (Do you just want to take over again?)
15:14 DaiRef ( nope you gotta learn how battles work )
15:14 DaiRef ( > )
15:14 DaiRef ( ok so the mayor was hit by Sri Lanka and Smoochum's pound right? )
15:14 Addanex (I know how Battles work.)
15:14 Addanex Mayor: 4/10 HP
15:14 DaiRef ( yes )
15:14 Addanex (Happy?)
15:14 DaiRef ( I am )
15:15 DaiRef ( btw where did Chira go? )
15:16 Addanex The Mayor is seething in pain "That's it! Officers kick her ass and arrest them!" he ordered. The one of the Cops sent out his Pokemon.
15:16 Addanex *bof*
15:17 Addanex (He went to go do something for like an hour but his character has a messed up knee so she can't run anyways.)
15:20 Addanex (Should we pause for Chira?)
15:20 SassifiedisTed (oh wait this is still going on? , I thought we were going to wait for Chira?)
15:20 DaiRef ( I think we should wait for now )
15:20 SassifiedisTed (k)
15:21 Addanex (Alright.)

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Sri Lanka
Date: May 30, 2013

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16:13 DaiRef Suddenly a strong voice was heard from the intense commotion. "HEY YOU BITCHES! LEAVE HER ALONE BEFORE I pokeblock YO' SHIT UP..." A lady with 10 or so body guards walked down from out of a pokemon center.
16:13 DaiRef
16:14 SriLanka "OMG GLITZLIPS LOOK AT THIS FAB GURL OMG BAYONSE ILY," Sri Lanka screamed, flailing her arms and almost breaking her tiara.
16:15 DaiRef ( ok just to get this health shit straight )
16:15 DaiRef ( Glitzlips: 20/20 HP, Sri Lanka: 8/10 HP, Mayor: 4/10 HP)
16:17 SriLanka (wait why does sri have 8 )
16:17 DaiRef ( the cop hit her in the leg )
16:17 SriLanka (oh and don't the earrings and hats give extra hp?)
16:18 DaiRef ( yes so it would be 12 )
16:18 DaiRef ( 10/12 HP )
16:18 SriLanka (sorry I'll fix it on the character sheet, it'll be 10/12)
16:18 DaiRef Beyonce walked out of the center and looked at Sri Lanka with a strong face, and then at the mayor. "In fact, I would like to give you a contract to be signed to be apart of our dancing crew for our music videos and performances." She whipped her hair and smirked at the mayor with sass. "What? No...how can this-" The mayor looked around confused by the matter
16:18 DaiRef "SILENCE TO THE QUEEN!" A large body guard screamed at him.
16:19 DaiRef "What do you say...? You're twerking skills are unmatchable...of course not with me of course...hahaha..." She put a hand on her hips.
16:22 SriLanka "OMG GLITZY WE R GOIN 2 B FAMOUS WITH THE QUEN!!!" Sri Lanka cheered, doing a celebratory twerk.
16:26 Glitzlips Glitzy twerked along with Sri Lanka. Her role model Beyoncé just gave her a contract to be famous! She jumped on top of her master and twerked once again on her head.
16:28 DaiRef Beyonce smirked and gave a sassy head nod. "Das betta..." She then suddenly began to twerk to 'Bow Down Bitches' playing in the background. Everyone began to scream as they looked at the twerk team. Suddenly a helicopter began to fly down. "Das our ride..."
16:30 SriLanka "omg a helimocoptra gurl leggo," Sri Lanka said happily, adjusting her tiara and following her role model with her pokemon by her side.
16:32 DaiRef Beyonce strut to the helicopter... letting Sri and Glitz get inside of it as well...
16:32 DaiRef #OrreHelicopter

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16:35 DaiRef The helicopter lifted off into the sky and Beyonce sat down in her 'Queen' chair, facing the entire area of people. "Our next show will be at Gateon Port on the seaside. Clap bitches..." Everyone suddenly began to clap.
16:39 SriLanka Sri Lanka clapped a bit with a smile on her face, still speechless at the fact that she was sitting in a helicopter with beyonce, ready to twerk for fans everywhere. "Y-You know, Beyonce, we have the same blood type...!" Sri Lanka said, speaking formally for the quen.
16:40 DaiRef "Oh...but don't you see honey...we...are...diff...." She snapped her fingers before flipping her hair once more. She rolled her eyes. "Honey baby, you gon' need more than jus' the same blood to be on my level... you got to werk."
16:43 Glitzlips Immediately, Sri Lanka's companion began to twerk. She twerked on top of everything one of the people in the plane other than Beyoncé, even the pillot. She twerked in every way she knew how. Sideways, on her head, on the wall, you name it. She finished her twerking session by landing in front of Beyoncé, then giving a bow.
16:46 DaiRef Beyonce looked down at the smoochum and she smiled at it with a grin of gratitude. "My...aren't you the lil' pokemon.... you wanna be my pokemon hun...?" Her lips went outward a bit before she opened her arms. "Come here my little twerk master..."
16:47 SriLanka "Wo bayonse nonononono she is mine we have twerked 3gether fo years u cant take her away from me," Sri Lanka said a bit angrily, worried that her pokemon might be taken away.
16:50 DaiRef Beyonce smirked at the girl, but ignored her for a moment. "You need to werk for her... besides, it'll choose whoever it /truly/ wants to be with...right glitzlips?" She looked down at it. "My master twerker...~"
16:51 SriLanka "Glitzy common we've been thru errythin 3gether pls stay omg," Sri Lanka said, kneeling on the floor in front of her pokemon.
16:52 Glitzlips Glitzlips looked at her master, whom she has been through thick and thin with. The hard and the twerk. But then back to Beyoncé. Her idol, her role model. She had been following her even all the way back to Destiny's Child. She looked down, in a panic. What should she do?
16:55 DaiRef Beyonce looked at Sri Lanka and sighed. "Glitz baby... I'll give you your throne right by mine... it'll be an honor to have such a pokemon that has mastered the twerking arts... you can go far and you will be in all of my videos... you are the closest to my image..." She said as she stroked her leg, then pat her leg. "Come on, just sit with me..."
16:57 SriLanka "Glitzy! P-please!! I-I'll give you m-my tiara...! I-I can give you a-anything you want, p-please...! R-remember all those times we twerked together? A-and all those memories we shared...!"
17:00 Glitzlips Glitzlips turned to Beyoncé. Maybe this was once a situation Beyoncé herself went through. Beyoncé did only become really famous when she gave up the ones who hadn't help her career. Maybe Sri Lanka was just a Kelly Rowland or Michelle Williams to her fame? She started to walk towards Beyoncé.
17:01 DaiRef "Good my lil babe... mmmm das right... queen and princess Glitz..." She put a golden crown on the smoochum's head and picked it up with affection and strong independence. "See dat? That's why we iz different... I'm the queen, and you're just.....the thing?"
17:01 SriLanka "G-glitzy...!" Sri Lanka yelled, tears running down her face. "P-please... no...."
17:05 Glitzlips Glitzlips now looked down at her master. Well, her now old master in tears. But then again... What happened to Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams after Destiny's child disbanded? They faded into obscurity, and nobody heard from them again... Well other then a few not-so-successful singles. Could Glitzlips really see herself as a rising star without her (...)
17:08 Glitzlips Sri Lanka not by her side? She looked down once again, then back at Beyoncé. Could Sri really help her career at all? But, all those years of twerk practice... And all the food they ate together... Suddenly Glitzlips jumped out of Beyoncés arms, twirling through the air to the ground. She landed, and twerked back to her original master. She then shook (...)
17:08 Glitzlips her head, and pointed to her master. Then, after making a few noises, she hugged Sri Lanka.
17:10 DaiRef Beyonce looked at the smoochum and smirked at it. "Very good...you passed the test, and the only one who did dat... you now have your very own record label..." Beyonce got out of her seat as the helicopter began to land. "Less do dis, Sri Lanka... u iz the star of da show..." She crossed her arms and everyone got up. "Les' make dis our best show..."
17:12 Glitzlips Hearing Beyoncé's response, Glitzlips jumped up in happiness. She grabbed Sri's hand as she followed Beyoncé.
17:13 DaiRef The helicopter landed on a port...
17:13 DaiRef #OrreGateonPort
DaiRef Beyonce jumped out of the helicopter and made her way to a nearby stage. Her stelletos clamped down on the ground, her hips swayed side to side as she went up the steps. "You two can choose the song for your debut..." She flipped her hair and looked at the DJ. "The show starts in 30 minutes..."
18:18 SriLanka "Omg ok glitzy you gots to pick us a song bcuz u r so pro at that," Sri Lanka told her pokemon with a smile.
18:21 DaiRef Beyonce sassed people to do random shit to set up the lights and stage. They worked incredibly hard and put things where they needed to be. "GO MY BEES! BEEEEESSSSS!"
18:22 SriLanka "O i no u want yo favorite song, dontcha? Psst quen, you think we could play this?" Sri Lanka asked, holding up a cd with the song "Twerk" by Lady on it.
18:23 Glitzlips Glitzlips nodded, as she looked up at Beyoncé. She had been practicing a routine for "Twerk" for years. Also Sri Lanka knew all the words, so she could sing the song while Glitzlips danced.
18:24 SriLanka "O, also gurl, track 2 is My Neck, My Back, so you can play that one 2 if u want gurl w/e is gud fo u my quen," Sri Lanka replied with a wink, handing her the disc.
18:25 DaiRef Beyonce smirked. "Oh, I won't be jus sittin and standing. I'm gonna werk right behind u." She grabbed the CD and handed it to the DJ. "We playing these songs then my show after... kthnx." She said as she strut away from him.
18:28 SriLanka Sri Lanka smiled and fixed up her clothes, tiara, and make-up for the show, getting glitzlips ready, too.
18:29 Glitzlips While Sri did her makeup, Glitzlips practiced her twerking. This was her favorite routine. She couldn't wait to do this for a huge crowd. It was her dream.
18:31 DaiRef "OK POSITIONS...!!" Soon enough the crowd of 500,000 thousand people were there at the port looking at their queen. Howeve,r Jay Z was up first. Everyone cheered. "I jus' wan u 2 know I love you all... kthnx...rockswag..." He left the stage after that and everyone began to cheer. Beyonce looked at Sri and Glitzlips. "You lead, I follow..."
18:32 SriLanka Sri Lanka nodded and strutted onto stage with a microphone. "HOW U ALL DOIN' OUT THER!! R U GOOD? GOOD. SO WE GON' THROW THIS BEAT DOWN. I'M SRI LANKA, AND THIS IS MY BIFF GLITZLIPS, AND WE GON' PERFORM FO U ALL. O BAYONSE THE QUEN IS ALSO HERE SO U BEST CLAP FO HER," Sri Lanka said into the mic before the dj started the music.
18:35 DaiRef The DJ Started the music...'twerk'... www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUAe-aLmG-E
18:35 iiAero (( Holy shit this is fantastic ))
18:35 DaiRef Beyonce flipped her hair and then she looked at Sri Lanka. "LESSGO GATEON PPUUUUOOOOORRRRT!"
18:39 SriLanka "BEND IT OVER, MAKE, MAKE, THIS THING SHAKE!" Sri Lanka sang, twerking as the song began, along with her two best friends. "HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE!
18:39 DaiRef Beyonce went ham with twerking and began to twerk like nobody has seen before. The crowd began to go wild for the three. They all sand the song and the crowd danced.
18:40 Glitzlips Glitzlips arrived on stage, her booty in full twerk. Her twerk was slow but then got faster with every twerk step she made. She started to spin on her head, and twerked.
18:41 DaiRef "GLITZLIPS! GLITZLIPS! GLITZLIPS!" The crowd began to cheer as her twerk prowess was at the top of her game. You would hear occassional "Deeeaaaaammmmnnn..." When Glitzlips continually increased speed.
18:42 Glitzlips ((The best part is that this is a baby pokemon))
18:42 SriLanka (omg)
18:42 DaiRef The song began to transition into... 'My neck, my back...' www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMCMlNyySvo
18:43 SriLanka "COME ON, ALL U LADIES OUT THERE, GET UP AND TWERK IT!" Sri Lanka said, motioning for the crowd to stand. "ALL YO LADIES POP YO PUSSY LIKE THIS!!"
18:44 DaiRef The ladies began to twerk it all over, everyone was going crazy. Beyonce went from twerking to clapping, depending on where the song was.
18:47 Glitzlips Glitzlips kept up the twerking, now that came to a slow roll of her booty that kept in time with the song. She danced around Sri as she rapped about how all the men wanted her her pussy and her crack.
18:47 SriLanka Sri Lanka continued rapping and twerking, putting the main focus on glitzlips' dancing.
18:48 DaiRef Suddenly the song transitioned into their last song... www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQAHiKilqkU
18:49 SriLanka Sri Lanka began singing the tune, acting out the lyrics, flipping her shirt up and her skirt up slightly, grinding and twerking on stage as she sang.
18:50 Glitzlips ((Casual reminder that she is 53))
18:51 SriLanka ((omg))
18:53 DaiRef The song continued on and on, and then the song ended. "Thank you...give it up to...SRIIIII SRIIIII AND GLITZ!" The crowd went mad and Beyonce was on for a grand finale, switching positions of Sri and Glitz. "Alright last but not least...WHO RUN THE WOOOOORLLD?!" The crowd screamed 'GIRLS!' The song was cued...
18:53 DaiRef www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmMU_iwe6U
18:55 DaiRef Beyonce sang the song front start to beginning, knowing her own song up and down with sassy independence. Beyonce danced and sung at her best and was stronger than ever.
18:58 DaiRef After the show was all over Beyonce met up with the two 'twerk masters' and counted up the money. "Here's 30,000 for you Sri Lanka... you get 20% of the profit we made tonight...' H
18:58 DaiRef She said as she and her crew was putting things away for the next show. *
19:01 SriLanka "omg wo bayonse this is... omg ty so much!!!" Sri Lanka said happily, jumping for joy. She had never seen so much money in one place! And it was all hers and glitz'!

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Sri Lanka
Date: June 7, 2013

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22:58 DaiRef Soon enough Beyonce looked at Sri and Glitz, whipping her hair into the air. "Lessgo get some of dat ice curm...." She suggested at the girls, putting a hand on her hip.
22:59 Chi "I m rite wit u on that, gurl," Sri Lanka replied, snapping her fingers and making a kissy face as she followed beyonce with her pokemon.
23:03 DaiRef Beyonce began to walk down the street, her tall lengthen stilettos clamped on to the ground. "See that? That's the sound of a queen making her way through seeing her filthy servants..." People began to cheer as they walked down the street. "WE LOVE YOU QUEEN B AND SIR LANANAKANA!"
23:06 TanMom Glitzlips frowned as she didn't her her beautiful name roll off the tongues of the crowd before them. She quickly climbed up Sri's legs, then her booty, all the way up to her head. She then proceeded to do an angry twerk, as to them not saying her name, but also giving the fans what they wanted.
23:07 Chi "O com on, glitzy, ahm shur they luv'd u. I men, at list they didn't cal u sir lananakana, ok? ok," Sri Lanka said to her pokemon, letting her continue her twerking session.
23:10 TanMom Glitzlips continued the twerking session but crossed her arms. She then had an idea. She quickly snatched Sri's weave, and placed it on her head. She jumped down from her, and started twerking all around. With her new neon green hair she could be a shoe in for Nicki Minaj! (Another one of Glitzlips role models, of course.)
23:11 Chi "Ho mah geid no glitzy wat r u doin omg," Sri Lanka said worriedly, covering her head.
23:13 DaiRef "LADIES HUSH YO' LIL MOUTHS BEFO I HAVE TO MAKE YOU FEEL THE QUEEN'S BEES..." She said with a glare. After a moment of silence she continued to walk towards the nearby cafe.
23:14 Chi "Sry quen," Sri said softly, following her role model to the cafe, letting Glitzlips do what she wanted with the weave since she was still just a baby pokemon.
23:16 TanMom Meanwhile, Glitzlips styled her new weave in Nicki's style. She then started to hum 'Beez In The Trap' as she twerked while walking with Sri and Beyoncé.
23:20 DaiRef Soon enough they actually found an ice cream stand. Beyonce walked up to it before stepping to wave her hip to one side, then finalized her last step as she bombed her hip to the other side. She pointed at the man. "Double fudge sundae with extra crurm..." The man nodded. "That'll be....400..."
23:23 Chi "I wil hav a hot fudge brownie sundae wiv extra chocolate sauce, extra chocolate sprinkles, and choclit ice crem insted of the vanilu, ok? ok," Sri Lanka told the ice cream man.
23:24 DaiRef "That will be 700..." He said glaring at Sri Lanka.
23:25 Chi Sri Lanka handed the man 700 pokedollars. "Nd wat do u wan, glitzy?" she asked, ignoring the man's glare.
23:26 *** Chi is now known as TanningAsAMom
23:26 *** TanningAsAMom is now known as ImTheCoolOne
23:27 TanMom The pokemon pointed to the ice cream, then made a booty shape with her hands. She then happily squeaked, and then pointed to her mouth.
23:28 DaiRef "Um....that'll be 500...? I think?" The man awkwardly tried to make ice-cream for it..."
23:31 ImTheCoolOne "Here is the 500 fo her booty shaped sundae, pls mak shur it looks like a booty or else she won't eat it and trust me u donut wanna c glitzy upset," Sri Lanka told the man, paying him the full 1,200 pokedollars.
23:33 DaiRef He counted the money and shrugged, then he handed them the ice cream. "There you go!"
23:34 ImTheCoolOne "Hurr u r glitzy bby," Sri Lanka told her pokemon, handing her the slightly booty-shaped sundae, chowing down on her own.
23:34 TanMom She moved her weave out of her eyes as she grabbed the sundae. She then started to eat the booty sundae, enjoying all of it's booty goodness.
23:38 DaiRef Bayonse sat down at a table and began to eat her crurm first. She smirked and looked to the sky as she blinked rapidly. "Pour it up pour it up... halla?" She ate it like it was heaven.
23:41 ImTheCoolOne Sri Lanka sat down next to bayonse happily and continue to eat her sundae, stuffing pieces of brownie, ice cream, whipped cream, and chocolate sprinkles into her mouth.
23:43 TanMom Glitzlips played with her booty sundae, spinning it around. She was seeing all the different ways a booty could move. How could she prefect her own booty dancing skill.
23:45 DaiRef ( and this is where we will stop )